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Jokes of the Month
July 2001

The ideal marriage
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

A new commandment
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Perhaps a bribe?
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

10. Will we make it to Cafe Margaux before the post-church rush?
  9. Why is the temperature in the sanctuary always below zero?
  8. Will that person behind me ever hit the right note?
  7. Ninety minutes until the LSU game.
  6. I wonder if the stained glass really is better at Big Lake.
  5. I hope that ceiling fan doesn't fall and hit me on the head.
  4. How many people have lost more hair than me?
  3. Why is Deacon Boo smiling?
  2. Are there any doughnut holes left in Hardtner Hall?
  1. How many more verses?

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